Title: Batista and Me
Author: Mystic
E-mail: vanilla_fantasy99@yahoo.com
Rating: R
Fandom: WWE
Pairings: Batista and me. Patti and Hunter. (mentioned)
Archive: Patti and My site. Others just ask
Series: no
 
Disclaimer: I don’t know them except myself. Patti owns herself
 
Notes: Nope
 
Warnings (if needed): so cussing
 
Summery: I am not good with these.

.

Julie stormed through the halls of the arena looking for one her friends. She already knew her ride left her since she looked in the parking lot and saw Triple H and Patti’s car was gone. She was pissed off everyone had already left for the night. She stomped into the catering room and threw her bag against the wall. She heard something that sounded very similar to glass breaking. “Fuck!” she yelled. Her sunglasses must have broke when her bag it the wall.

&#&#&#&&#&#&#&#&#&

Batista had been sitting in the catering room hiding from Ric Flair when Julie came storming through the double doors. He watched her throw her bag against the wall. He smirked, ‘Boy is she pissed off.’ He debated on whether to quietly walk out or talk to her. Talking to her won out. “You okay?”

Julie screeched. “You scared the shit out of me.” Julie glared at him. Batista blushed and smiled shyly, “Sorry.” Julie sighed, “No problem. What’cha doin in here all by yourself?”

“Hiding from Ric.” Batista rolled his eyes.

Julie chuckled, “He is a bit much huh.”

“You can say that again.” Batista groaned.

Julie heard footsteps in the hall way then she heard Ric’s big mouth hollering, “Batista Batista Where are you?”

Batista groaned, “Oh no. Here he comes.”

Making a quick decision Julie grabbed Batista’s hand and pulled him behind the door that was propped open so that they were out of Ric’s line of sight. She laid a finger over Batista’s mouth silently telling him to be quiet.

Batista groaned in his head. With Julie pressed against him there was no way he was going to be able to hide what she does him. Maybe she wouldn’t notice. He groaned again silently wishing Ric would hurry up and walk away so he could back away from Julie so he could save some of his dignity.

Julie shifted again Batista and instantly felt Batista’s erection. ‘Oh my god. I can’t believe this.’ She thought. Her bad mood earlier was dissipating quickly. ‘Maybe something great could come outta this evening after all.’ She thought. Looking up at Batista she made a quick decision she stretched up on her toes and kissed Batista full on the mouth.

Batista gasped in surprise but it didn’t take him long to eagerly return the kiss. He wrapped his arms around her waist and lifted her off the floor. When she gasped in surprise he took advantage and slid is tongue in her mouth. She tasted sweet like strawberries. When they broke the kiss Batista smiled at her, “Ya taste like strawberries.”

Julie blushed, “Yeah Patti gave me strawberry gum earlier.” She wrapped her arms around Batista’s neck since he didn’t seem in any hurry to put her down. She listened for a minute, “ I wonder where Ric went.”

They both heard someone clearing their throat. They looked and saw Ric standing there with his arms crossed over his chest. “I’m right here. Batista I demand to know why you are in here kissing this…this…slut?”

Julie pushed on Batista’s shoulder until he let her go. She walked passed Ric and picked up her bag. She hated the names that everyone called. Just because she walked out with different men in the WWE doesn’t mean she slept with them. She wished people would realize that. She felt the warm tears gathering in her eyes but she wouldn’t let them fall because she wasn’t going to let Ric have the satisfaction. She turned around in time to see Batista punch Ric in the face. Ric fell instantly. She looked and saw that he had a broken nose. Looking up at Batista she asked, “Why did you do that?”

Batista walked over to Julie and raised his hand to gently wipe away the stray tears from her cheek. “Because you aren’t a slut and no one is going to make me think different.” He leaned down and placed a gentle kiss. When he broke the kiss he leaned back and asked, “Did you drive here?”

Julie shook her head. “No that is what I was pissed about my ride left me.”

Batista nodded and went over to Ric. He fished through Ric’s pockets till he found the car keys. He turned to Julie and reached out his hand, “Come on we will take Ric’s rental.”

Julie chuckled and took Batista’s hand. She smiled at Batista when he took her bag. “I think I broke my sunglasses.”

Batista chuckled, “I heard that.” As they walked hand in hand out to the parking lot Batista couldn’t help but smile. He has had a crush on Julie since he came to the WWE but he never made a move on her because the rumor around the locker room was that she was with Kevin Nash. She was Kevin’s escort to the ring so naturally he thought the rumors were true. Only in the last few hours did he found out about Kilq. Kevin told him that Julie was a part of it and so was her friend Patti. The reason Julie walked to the ring with him was for the same reason Patti walked to the ring with Hunter. Protection. Well there were other reasons Patti walked out with Hunter it was all over the locker room that the two secretly got married on a beach in Palm Springs.

Julie looked up at Batista as they walked to the car. ‘I wonder what is going through his mind.’ She thought. “So what does the business have planned for you?” she asked.

Batista shrugged. “I am not sure. No one has said anything to me but then they never do. They always go to Ric.” He snorted in disgust.

Julie frowned. She dropped Batista’s hand and wrapped both arms around his arm. “I am sorry.” She smiled, “How about we refrain from discussing anything business for the rest of the night.” They stopped at the passenger side door. “Deal?” she smiled.

Batista smiled at back her. “Deal.” He unlocked the door and opened it for her.

Julie walked up to the car before getting she turned and kissed him once more. She got in the car and looked in the mirror. ‘I am so glad I freshly dyed my hair. Roots are not fashionable.’ She thought. Adjusting her leather jacket she waited for Batista to get in the car.

Batista opened the driver side door and got in. “So what hotel are you staying in?”

Julie reached into her pocket and pulled out her key. “Umm The Plaza.”

Batista smiled, “Me too.” The car became quiet but not uncomfortably so. He snuck peeks at her. He smiled when he noticed she was almost a sleep. The whole way back to the hotel he kept his eyes on the road and all his thoughts on Julie.

Pulling into the hotel parking lot he looked around for a spot and found next to Hunter’s convertible. He turned off the ignition and turned to Julie. She was sound asleep. ‘She is so beautiful.’ He thought. He got out of the car and got their bags from the trunk. Walking over to the passenger’s side he opened and hunkered to wake her up.

Julie felt a hand on her arm gently shaking her. She opened her eyes slowly and noticed Batista smiling at her. “Where are we?” She looked around and saw Hunter’s convertible. She smiled, “I guess we are at the hotel. Well I guess we better go up.” She stepped out the car and shut the door. ‘I wish we weren’t at the hotel. I don’t want this night to be over yet.’ She sighed and walked into the hotel.

Batista pushed the button to the elevator and sighed, ‘I wish this night could last a little longer. But she did kiss me right? So that has to mean something.’ He put his arm over the door so the elevator doors would stay open for Julie. “So who are you rooming with tonight?”

Julie smiled, “Who I always room with. Patti.” She got out of the elevator and walked over to her hotel room door. She was putting the key in the lock when Batista laid his hand over her arm. She looked up at him. “What?”

Batista motioned with his head to the door. “Listen.”

Julie stood there for a minute and then blushed. “Okay I guess I am rooming with whomever Hunter was suppose to room with.”

Batista frowned. ‘I don’t want her to room with some guy.’ He cleared his throat, “If you don’t mind. Why don’t you room with me?” He looked at her and she was just staring at him. ‘Maybe I’m reading things wrong.’ He stammered around, “I mean you don’t have to I was just…”

Julie couldn’t believe it Batista just asked her to stay with him. She saw that he was getting worried and he started to something else. She leaned up and kissed him again cutting off his sentence. “ I would love to room with you.” When Batista turned away from her she took a deep breath and closed her eyes. ‘I can’t believe this. I can do this.’ She told herself.

Batista looked down at her. She looked a little flustered and nervous. When they got to his door he turned to her and said, “You know I am not going to hurt you right?”

Julie looked up at him. “Yeah I know that. Its just well I never have actually roomed with a guy well besides Kevin but he doesn’t count.”

Batista gave Julie a curious look. “Why doesn’t he count?”

Julie smiled at him. “Because he is Poppa Wolf and well he’s gay.”

Batista smiled. “Yeah I found that out today. I was talking to him earlier.” He unlocked the door and motioned for her to go in.

Julie walked in and plopped down on the couch. “Oh yeah what were you talking to him about?” She watched him drop their bags on a chair close to the door. She watched with amusement has he blushed and looked at the floor.

Batista didn’t know what to tell her. He couldn’t just come right out and say ‘I was asking about you because I wanted to know if the rumors about you and Kevin were true because I love you and I wanted to ask you out.’ “I went to talk to him about joining Kilq.”

Julie had a feeling that he was lying but she didn’t say anything. “Really what did he say?”

Batista thought about it for a minute. “He said that he would think about it.” Changing the subject quick he asked, “Do you want the bathroom first?”

Julie shook her head, “No its fine. You go ahead.” She looked at her watched and noticed it was about 9:30. “Do you mind if I use your phone?”

Batista grabbed his things and walked toward the bathroom. “No go ahead. I’ll be out in a minute.”

Julie nodded her head an waited till he was completely in the bathroom with the door shut before she picked up the phone and dialed the front desk. “Yes may I have Kevin Nash’s room please?” She waited while the lady connected her to Kevin’s room.

A little voice answered the phone. “Hello.”

Julie smiled, “Hey little man. How are you?”

Shannon Moore smiled, “Hi Julie. I am okay. What’cha need?”

“I really need to talk to Poppa Wolf. Is he busy?” Julie asked. As she waited she listened for noise in the bathroom to make sure Batista wasn’t coming out.

Shannon looked around the room for his extra large lover. “No he isn’t busy. He is just watching some tv show.”

Julie made a disgusted noise. “Why is watching tv and not playing with you?” She chuckled when she heard Shanny laugh. “Can you pull him away from his tv for a couple seconds? Tell him it’s important.”

Shanny nodded, “Okay.” He laid the phone down and said, “Kevy, Julie’s on the phone. She says it’s important.”

Kevin jumped up from the chair and took one long stride to the phone. “What is it? Are you okay? Where are you?”

Julie laughed, “Yeah I am fine. I would have been sitting in the hallway. If it weren’t for Batista.”

Kevin was confused. “Huh?”

Julie proceeded to explain her evening to Kevin. “So that is how I ended up in Batista’s room.”

Kevin nodded, “Okay so why did you call me? You want me to come get ya?”

Julie immediately said, “No! I don’t want you to come get me. I want to stay here. I just wanted to know what Batista talk to you about earlier tonight.” She listened for a second to make sure Batista was still in the bathroom.

Kevin sighed, “I don’t know if I should tell you. I mean maybe I should let him tell you.” His brain was in turmoil he did want to tell her but it wasn’t his place to tell her.

Julie sighed, “Please Poppa Wolf. I really like him and I wanna know if he feels the same.”

Kevin sighed, “All I going to say is if you go after him. He won’t turn you down.”

Julie sighed in relief. “Thanks Poppa Wolf.” She heard the water turn off in the bathroom. “I gotta go. He is coming outta the bathroom.”

Kevin laughed loudly. “You making this phone call on the sly huh. Okay I’ll let you go. Don’t forget breakfast in the morning.”

Julie heard the bathroom door open. ‘Shit busted.’ She thought. “Okay Kevin. Breakfast gotcha. Give Shanny my love. Bye.” She hung up the phone. Turning around to face the bathroom her eyes just about popped out her head. There was Batista standing in the door way in nothing but a pair of boxer shorts. ‘Jesus Christ he is hot.’

“How’s Kevin?” Batista asked has he toweled his hair.

“Huh?” Julie asked. When Batista turned and looked at her. She blushed, “Oh he is fine. Shanny seemed a little gloomy because Kevin wasn’t paying attention to him.”

Batista laughed, “I still can’t believe those two are together.”

Julie looked at Batista funny. “Why?”

Batista shrugged, “Well their height difference. Shannon looks like his little son.”

Julie chuckled, “Yeah I guess I can see your point.” Walking over to the chair she grabbed up her bag, “I am going to grab a shower now. Ok?”

Batista nodded. “Sure I’m going to watch some TV.”

Julie walked into the bathroom and shut the door

#&#&#&#&#&#&#&#

Batista sat on the bed against the headboard flipping threw the channels looking for something descent to watch. He listened to the shower running. He closed his and pictured Julie in the shower. He felt himself getting hard. ‘No don’t get hard now. Don’t wanna scare her.’ He shifted to ease some of the pressure in his boxers. Just when he got himself situated Julie came out of the bathroom. She was dressed in a pair of blue’n green plaid boxers and a light blue spaghetti strap tank top. Her hair was still wet from her shower. ‘Oh god. This is going to be a long night.’ He thought to himself. “Good Shower?”

Julie looked at Batista and smiled, “Of course. Find anything on tv?” She settled down on the bed beside Batista. She leaned back against the headboard. Looking at the television she smiled and looked at Batista with an eyebrow arched, “Divas?”

Batista frowned, “Huh?”

Julie motioned with her hand toward the tv. “Divas. More importantly me in a bikini.”

Batista looked at the tv and blushed, “Huh well it wasn’t Divas before. It was Wrestlemania 3^rd degree.” ‘God I am such an idiot. She must think I am some sort of pervert.’

Julie shrugged, “Do you know how many people men especially have stared at my ass in a bikini?” She shuddered, “I don’t even wanna think about it. Unlike Patti it really isn’t my scene.”

Batista turned the channel to one of the music channels that the area got. Hit List. It was currently playing Girl all the Bad Guys Want by Bowling for Soup.

Julie jumped and down on the bed, “I love this song.” She nodded her head along to the beat. “This song reminds me of Patti and I.” She chuckled.

Batista looked at her, “How so?” He looked her up and down. ‘I can see how all the guys would want her.’

Julie smiled, “Well Patti’s and my group are known for being the big bad guys of the WWF right. So I guess that makes the Girls all the Bad Guys want.” She chuckled.

Batista laughed, “Okay I guess I can see that.” Trying to think of something to drum up a conversation Batista was interrupted by the phone. Turning he picked it up, “Hello.” Nodding his head he said, “yeah hold on a second.” Reaching the phone over to Julie, “Here. Its Shannon.”

Julie took the receiver, “Everything okay?” she asked Shanny. She listened to Shannon tell her that he has gotten a call from Vince telling him that he was going to fight her in a singles match. Since her moves matched to any of the high flyin’ male wrestlers. Julie sighed, “Jesus. Okay I guess I gotta.” Sighing again, “Can we talk about this a breakfast?” Nodding she listened to Shannon, “Yeah we’ll work it out. Don’t worry. Bye”

Batista took the phone back from Julie. “Everything okay?”

Julie stood up from the bed and paced to the window. “No everything is not okay.” She looked out the window for a second then turn back to Batista. “I have to wrestle Shanny. Vince said that because my aerial moves are so good I can wrestle the lighter weights.” Turning back to the window she sighed.

Batista walked over to the window and stood behind Julie. Wrapping his arms around her waist he said, “I am sure you will do fine you know Kevin wouldn’t let you do it if he thought you would get hurt.”

Julie nodded, “I know but I just wanted to be an escort you know walk out to the ring and do a little trash talking and helping out the guys once in awhile. I don’t even know how to fight.” Turning around she looked at Batista. “Now that I think about it I’m just like Stacy.”

Batista shook his head. “No way Stacy is just window dressing. You are what the divas should be like.”

Julie smiled and arched an eyebrow, “Yeah I guess you’re right I mean I could take you on.”

Batista’s mouth gaped open, “What?”

Julie nodded, “Yep I bet I could beat you.”

Batista smiled, “Okay. How about we go at it now?”

Julie looked down at the ground and noticed that Batista’s feet were spread apart just enough that if she pushed him he would fall off balance. She looked back up and nodded, “Okay lets go at it.” She stepped back and gave Batista one mighty push.

Batista had not been expecting that. He tumbled backwards on to the bed. He looked up in time to see Julie climb on top of him. She pushed his shoulders into the bed and counted to 3.

Julie laughed, “See I beat ya.” She sat up laughing. “Now I am the next big thing.” She laughed until she was breathless.

Batista would have been laughing to but he was more aware of Julie being on top of him. He wrapped his big hands around her waist and held her up on his waist. ‘Jesus if I wasn’t hard before I sure has hell am now,’ he thought.

Julie stopped laughing and got serious when she looked down an saw the lust in Batista’s eyes. She dropped back down so her face was aligned with his. They looked into each other’s eyes before sharing a passion-filled kiss.

Batista rolled them over so he was on top. “I’m so glad Patti and Hunter left you tonight.”

Julie smiled, “Yeah me too.” She pulled him back down for another kiss.

Which turned into a night of passion for them both.

#&#&#&#&#&#&#&#&#&#&#&#

When Julie woke up her head was still on Batista’s massive chest. She groaned when she opened her eyes. ‘Damn sun.’ she thought. Looking up she smiled Batista was still asleep. Debating on whether to wake him up or leave him sleep while she shower. She smiled, “Batista. Baby wake up. We gotta get up so we can go to breakfast with Kilq.”

Batista growled. He hated mornings no matter how beautiful his bed partner may be. He listened to what she was saying but didn’t care until she said, “ We gotta shower.” He blinked open his eyes and smiled down at her, “what are we waiting for?”

After showering which took longer then most showers Batista and Julie dressed to go to breakfast. They took the elevator to the ground floor where the restaurant was located. Stepping off the elevator they saw Kliq standing around waiting for them. Julie stuck her tongue out at Patti.

Patti looked at Julie confused, “What?”

Julie stamped her foot, “You left me at the arena last night. Remember! Then I come back to the hotel and what do I find at our hotel room? You and Hunter going at like rabbits.” She stopped and smiled, “Which of course I want details about.”

Patti smiled, “Are you done?”

Julie glared at Patti then laughed, “Yeah I am done.”

Patti nodded, “Good. Lets go eat breakfast.”

As the members of Kilq plus Batista walked toward the restaurant Ric Flair walked over to them. He looked at Batista and said, “I just want you to know that I talked to Vince and I am not longer your manager. I can’t manage you if continue to hang out with sluts and neanderthals.” He motioned toward the Kliq members.

Batista was about to step up and beat Ric’s ass when Patti stepped in front of him. “Who in the hell are you callin a slut you nasty pig?” She pulled back an delivered a hard blow to Ric’s face. When Ric fell to the floor Patti laughed, “Jesus Ric you are such a little bitch.” Patti turned back to HHH all smiles, “I’m hungry. Lets go eat.”

Julie wrapped her arms around one of Brocks and smiled at him, “Looks like you need a new manager.”

Batista smiled at her, “Yep and I already got someone in mind too.” He pulled his arm away from her and picked her up and carried her on his hip into the restaurant.

Kevin watched the whole thing between Julie and Batista and smiled, “You know Batista. I was thinking last night there is spot open for ya in Kliq if you want it.”

Julie squealed and Batista smiled an nodded, “Thanks Kevin.”

They sat down at their table. Julie looked at Shannon. “So Shanny about this match we are suppose to have.”

#&#&#&#&#&&#&#&#&#&#&#

A FEW DAYS LATER

JR: I can’t believe that this match is going to take place. Shannon Moore vs. Julie Shetler. What do you think King?

King: I can’t wait. Puppies and of course Shannon Moore.

Julie music hit. (the song is Girl all the bad Guys want). She walked to the ring wearing black leather pants and a purple halter-top.

Lillan Garcia: An making her way to the ring accompanied by Batista. Julie Shetler.

Julie got in the ring and showed off for the crowd.

Lillan Garcia: Now making his way to the ring Shannon Moore.

Shannon got into the ring and showed off for crowd.

As the match got underway Batista smiled at his fiancée then walked up the ramp to the announcers table and sat beside King.

JR: the next big thing has just joined us. Welcome Batista. I must say this is going to be one hell of a match.

King: I would say something about the puppies but I am afraid of Batista here.

Batista smirked at King.

King: You gotta understand Batista I just love the puppies.

JR: And Julie just delivered a mean moonsault to Shannon Moore. I must say Julie doing might well for herself. Don’t you agree King?

King: Oh yeah. She’s great.

Batista smiled ‘Yeah that’s my girl’ he thought.

Back in the ring: Shannon close-lined Julie as she was laid out in the ring. Shannon delivered an elbow to the stomach from the top rope. Julie rolled up on her hands and knees. ‘Jesus Christ that fuckin hurts.’ She thought.

Standing back up Julie narrowly missed another close-line by Shannon. As Shannon came running back Julie jumped out of the way causing Shannon to run smack into the turnbuckle. Julie waited til Shannon was standing up straight an ran in for a spear.

Nailing the spear Julie went in for the kill she climbed to the top ropes to nail the final move of the match. She smiled at the camera an flashed the guns then nailed Shannon with the….

JR: SWANTON BOMB!!!!!

KING: YAHOO!

Back in the ring: Julie covered Shannon for the 3 count. She smirked at Shannon and whispered, “You let me win.”

Shannon smirked, “Yeah but it was one hell of a fight. Jeffie is going to mad that you used his signature move.”

Julie laughed.

The ref whispered, “Come on Julie. You won.”

Julie slowly stood up in time to receive a hug from her fiancé Batista. She smiled and kissed him. “I did it.”

Batista set her down and she helped Shannon up.

JR: That is some great sportsmanship

King: I hope we see more of her in the future I’d love to see her puppies in action again.

AFTER THE MATCH BACK STAGE………

Julie and Shannon walked back stage smiling.

Shannon looked at Julie, “I’m sorry about your stomach Julie.”

Julie looked down at her stomach and saw the bruise forming. “It ain’t your fault Shanny. I was the one who didn’t lay right. She pushed open the door to the Kliq dressing room and laughed when she saw Jeff standing there. “Did you like my Swanton Bomb?”

Jeff smiled and leaned back into his lover Sean Waltman. “Yeah you did good Julie and you got the bruises to prove it.”

Shannon frowned. “That’s my fault.”

Julie glared at Shannon, “ I told you that it wasn’t your fault. Do I have to kick your ass again?” She smiled.

Shannon laughed and hugged Julie. “Nah.” Shannon turned and went to over to his lover. “Kevvy did you see Julie wasn’t she great.”

Kevin smiled at Julie and nodded, “Oh yeah munchkin she was great. She may be in other matches.”

Julie groaned, “No way unless it’s a diva I don’t think I could handled wrestle anymore guys.”

Patti smiled, “Sorry Batista she can’t wrestle anymore guys.”

Julie laughed and hugged Batista; “I make an exception for him.”

Batista laughed. “Thank God.”

THE END